Over The Hill Grim Reaper
| This theme comes complete with “OVER THE HILL” letters, 12 assorted insult tombstones, the grim reaper standup, h-stakes, wind supports, and a carrying case. |
Each one either says "R.I.P" at the top or "Over the Hill"
Below are the sayings on each of the tombstones:
*AGE IS A HIGH PRICE TO PAY FOR MATURITY
*YOUR BELT MAY NOT BUCKLE, BUT YOUR KNEES WILL
*AT YOUR AGE HAPPY HOUR IS NAPTIME
*FINALLY THINGS WILL START CLICKING FOR YOU...YOUR BACK, NECK, ELBOWS,
AND KNEES
*YOU'LL STILL GET A LITTLE ACTION WHEN YOUR PRUNE JUICE STARTS WORKING
*LOOK AT THE BRIGHT SIDE, AT LEAST WRINKLES DON'T HURT. UNLESS YOU TRIP
OVER THEM.
*OLD AGE AND TREACHERY EASILY BEAT OUT YOUTH AND VIGOR ANY DAY
*YOU'RE ENTERTING THE METALLIC YEARS: SILVER IN YOUR HAIR, GOLD IN YOUR
TEETH AND LEAD IN YOUR BOTTOM
*YOUR ACTIONS NOW CREAK LOUDER THAN WORDS
*YOU DON'T NEED TO AVOID TEMPTATION...IT NOW AVOIDS YOU
*YOU'VE REACHED THE AGE WHERE EVERYTHING EITHER WEARS OUT OR SPREADS OUT
*And there is one that just says "Sorry!" with an unsmiley face.
